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Women...

Lie.
Cheat.
Are what you suspect.
Never change.

Fall outta love with that.

So I entered that tourney for foxsports network. I'll just say the numbers, I was pretty happy with my play today. 2500 Players...48th Place. I missed qualifying for the show by 23 places, but I still am happy. Especially with the losing streak I've been having.

-DMR

Here's the story...

So I'm playing poker, as usual, and this assfuck limps in. I have 8's, so raise 50 cents and everyone calls. Then the flop...K,Q,10. Check, Check, Check, I go fuckin' all in...Fold, Fold, Call. We turn them over and this fuckin Nazi turns over 2's. I think, "Oh hell, yea! I got this guy smoked"...Turn comes, dead card, 9. River comes...and my asshole becomes 3 times normal size. Its a 2...fuck me. My life in cards has gone from bad to worse. At least I managed to score a six pack before I went bust.

-DMR

This is such a simple and brilliant solution to the epidemic, the problem with figuring it out is that I had to become intoxicated to discover this blindingly brilliant idea. Give all students guns! The reason why students are at harms way when another student decides to go on a rampage is because no-one is able to retaliate against the actions of the raging psycho. Ask yourself, does it make sense to have only the insane people armed with weapons? NO!

To prove this theory works, think of the arming of the students as a Cold War-like game. I am not going to shoot my nukes because you'll shoot yours, making my actions pointless. Now apply to school shooting situation: Psychos won't shoot people because, if students are armed, the student body will retaliate immediately making the psychos actions near pointless. Justice is served immediately.

There must be some kind of immediate consequences for their actions because anyone that wants to kill innocent citizens is not concerned about going to jail. Arming students is the only way, because no matter how much you try to limit the number of weapons in schools someone has always gotten weapons into these schools. Plus, has it ever occurred to anyone that maybe someone with an Uzi and intent to kill is not intimidated by a metal detector?

-DMR

Welcome, I am going to actually write in it this time. I've deleted all the old entries and I am, currently, creating new ones. Today...I will write about why foodstamps are a total waste of government expenditure/my tax money.

Let's say that a food stamp can only purchase living materials (food, clothing, etc...). Each food stamp is equal to a 1 dollar subsity from the government. Please keep in mind, a food stamp can only purchase products within the parameters of living materials.

Now, lets say the food stamp has a black market value of about 60 cents. This is a better option for the recipient of the food stamps because it gives them more freedom to choose how they spend thier money. They can, in turn, use food stamps to pay thier rent, tuition, etc... Sounds good, right? WRONG! These people are probably/are spending money on drugs, guns, booze...

I am not a normative economist, so don't ask me how to fix the problem. My job is just to point it out. Fuck the welfare system of the United States...quit wasting my tax money!!!

-DMR